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Rockets F Joaquin Lopez seen with scooter; decides to skip season and audition for upcoming Pixar film “Cars 4”
Rockets F Joaquin Lopez seen in crutches; confirmed out for remainder of season.
Bombers G Aendary Elia: “ I used to jerk off to angry birds. When I was about 13 I LOVED angry birds, I had every game and bought every toy they had. One day I was playing angry birds when all of a sudden the big red bird turned me on. I couldn't stand it, I was going crazy. I decided to pull out my big long Willy and start jerking. I never had felt so good, I soon continued to do this daily and never got bored of it! That big red bird was so hot and those blue ones were some cuties. I am glad to admit I still do this to this very day.”
Pandas F Reid Muscat: “Being attracted to femboys as a straight man does NOT make you gay”
Bombers F Sami Lynch: “Im over here stroking my dick i got lotion on my dick rn, im just strokin my shit im horny asf man im a freak “
Ballers C Josue Peralta: “Anyone down for furry roleplay??”
Pandas F Trace Williams: “need a 6’6 goth mommy to step on me”
Hoopers C Jayden Krebbs: “Why you so beautiful, i almost hung up”
Hunters C Landon Martin: “13 aint even that bad right”; may face suspension for pedophilia
Hunters Landon Martin hit with DUI; when confronted by police he said,
“I only drink when the light is red”
Hunters G Robert Young hits child while going 75 in a school zone; may face suspension
Bombers G Aendary Elia: “Im gonna be an MVP candidate in 2 weeks”
Rockets foward Joaquin Lopez likely out for season with leg injury; may need surgery.
Trace’s leadership comes into question as petty beef with cash plagues team
FA Calvin Franco signs with Rockets
Pandas C Brady Smith: “Watch this shit”
Rockets and Bombers rivalry brewing as Sami Lynch and Dennis Fultz take shots at each other
Rockets captain Dennis Fultz looks to trade G Dom Dominguez
Rockets G Dennis Fultz: “Im the MVP”
Hunters G Bobby Young: “Sami a little boy 😂”
Ballers C Josue Peralta: “Anyone need a roof built?”
Hoopers C Jayden Krebbs: “this pizza good asf”
Pandas F Trace Williams: “about to nut on bobby’s hoodie”
Bombers G Aendary Elia: “I heard aendary tuff too”
Rockets G Dom Dominguez says “Im gonna lock in”
Hoopers G Damian Collins: “Dennis’ team is ass”
Hoopers G Miguel Espiritu: “Dennis fnna brick all his shots”
Hoopers C Josue Peralta: “Imma put it in dennis’ ass”